Are you really coming home?

The lady said that you both were coming home soon!!  Is it true huh? Huh? Huh?  I am so excited to see you!  (Jumping up in the air twisting a huge 100 lb. body into a pretzel)  Love you slurp, slurp, huge lick in the face!

It wasn't my Fault!

Just let me tell you that my job here is very important. I need to defend La Casa de Lockwood from any intruders big or small. I take my job very seriously, so when then that sneaky wittle wabbit tried to come on the premises, I lunged forward to do my job. It's not my fault the "Blonde" lady didn't let go of the leash! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!

I am one bad mammajammar

We were all just chillin' out on the back patio when this coyote thinks he can go cruisin' across the 13th hole by us.  Well . . . . .  . I took off  across the electric fence with it zapping away at my neck and chased his wiley hind end past the 12th hole!!  I am THE PROTECTOR of La Casa de Lockwood!!!!!!   The lady was running after me yelling, but she is truly really, really slow! Now, I have a long yellow rope clipped to my collar!  Why might I ask?  Why?

What's a bluetooth?

Now really, when are you coming home?  The lady here just can't seem to remember my name.  She called me dumbass when I ate her plastic thingy.  What is a bluetooth anyway?  It doesn't look like a tooth and it isn't even blue!!!!!!!!!

Scummy Water

So the other day when we went for our walk, I thought it would be absolutely wonderful to take a dip in the lake. I kinda got stuck in this green gunk and the man had to come in and get me. The lady wouldn't let me in the house unless I had a bath and it was really cold outside, soooooo I got to take a shower. The man put on his shorts and we both got into the shower and it was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warm water, a scrubby brush. I think I just might have to find the scummy water again! Today we went behind the mountains and I got to go swimming in a pond and creek, but the water was clear. The lady was saying something about hopefully my behind will be tired and I wouldn't take off with the remote control and hide it again. I am a bit tired. Hope you are having fun. I'm gonna go chase the cat and take a nap.

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Friday it snowed twice! I got to run and run and run. It was really fun! Today it is all gone, but I still got to go for a walk. Those people were gone most of the day yesterday to Uncle Ron and Uncle Ken took me for a walk. It was okay, but I like it better when I get to run by myself. I has been cold and I like that a lot. I think the lady likes it too because I don't shed as much. I heard her talking to you. I am happy you both are having fun! I want to go swimming in the waterfalls! I really like the water! I bit at the water today when the hose was on and didn't get yelled at. Maybe I am getting the hang of what I can and can't do. I still don't see what the big deal is with the trash!?!

Hanging out with my boys!