Sunday, April 12, 2009

I am one bad mammajammar

We were all just chillin' out on the back patio when this coyote thinks he can go cruisin' across the 13th hole by us.  Well . . . . .  . I took off  across the electric fence with it zapping away at my neck and chased his wiley hind end past the 12th hole!!  I am THE PROTECTOR of La Casa de Lockwood!!!!!!   The lady was running after me yelling, but she is truly really, really slow! Now, I have a long yellow rope clipped to my collar!  Why might I ask?  Why?

1 comment:

  1. Buddy I'm sympathize. Just poop on the slow lady's bed when she's not looking - that'll teach her how to treat a bad mammajammar!

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